Sweet Dreams
$5.99

Deep calm. Night ritual. Sleep support.

A soothing blend designed to help your nervous system unclench and your body actually rest.

Magnesium glycinate • lemon balm • ashwagandha • passionflower

Knocks you the f** out (respectfully).*

Four blends. One metamorphosis.

Crazy Like a Fox
$5.99

Focus. Fire. Afternoon clarity.

For the moments when you need to feel sharp, energized, and slightly feral — in the best way.

A functional lift with ingredients like:
L-theanine • taurine • creatine • adaptogens

Perimenopause isn’t making you crazy. It’s making you powerful.

Marriage Extender
$5.99

Mood smoothing. Social sparkle. Emotional elasticity.

For when you want to feel warm, playful, and connected — without alcohol, without regret.

A relationship-friendly pour for date nights, dinner parties, or surviving family holidays.

Because sometimes love needs… support.

Unhinged
$5.99

Deep calm. Night ritual. Sleep support.

A soothing blend designed to help your nervous system unclench and your body actually rest.

Magnesium glycinate • lemon balm • ashwagandha • passionflower

Knocks you the f** out (respectfully).*

Change is hot.

Metamorphic is a new line of functional, non-alcoholic beverages designed for women navigating perimenopause and menopause — with humor, science, and a little bite.

Because the transformation is real.
And you deserve something better than white-knuckling through it.

Why Metamorphic?

Most menopause products are either:

  • Clinical and joyless

  • Overpriced and exclusive

  • Embarrassingly pink

  • Or pretending this isn’t happening

Metamorphic is different:

✔ Formulated for women 35+
✔ No alcohol, no added sugar
✔ Mood-forward blends with real ingredients
✔ Built for everyday rituals — not “fixing” you

Coming Soon…

We’re currently blending, testing, tasting, and building.

Want first access?

Join the Metamorphosis